Phoebe: Hang in there, it’s gonna happen.
Ross: What? Okay, now how do you know that?
Phoebe: Because she’s your lobster.
Chandler: Oh, she’s goin’ somewhere.
Phoebe: Come on, you guys. It’s a known fact that lobsters fall in love and mate for life. You know what? You can actually see old lobster couples walkin’ around their tank, you know, holding claws like…
Austin is relatively far from both oceans, but luckily we have Costcos, HEBs, and Central Markets with wonderful selection of lobster tails from all over the world. The Valentine’s Day is when they have them in assortment, and very often on sale. HEB’s Canadian (cold water!) 4oz tails are $5 each. Every Friday Costco has fresh fancy tropical lobster tails for $19.99 per pound. Costco’s warm water lobsters are often very impressive visually — giant and colorful, and they are delicious broiled.